Parenting Fail

Today at sacrament the kids were being noisy and fighting while they were passing the sacrament around. I sat Tate down and said, "We need to be quiet now, so other people can think about Jesus. You should be thinking about Jesus now too." Tate responded, loudly, in the quiet and reverent room, "But Daddy, Jesus isn't real!" "Yes he is!" "No he's not! He's not here yet!"

Aubrey then whispered to me, "We are so fired."