April 8 2010
Advice on How to Have a Happy Family
Tonight while driving home from T-Ball, Noah let me in on a few secrets:
1) I'm the meanest Dad ever.
2) I'm poor.
3) There's never any food to eat around here.
4) Things will get better around here once Mom kicks me out and gets a real job.
5) Mom is either going to kick me out, or be mad at me FOREVER.
6) Then she'll marry someone else. Maybe he'll have more money.
What prompted this advice? I didn't let him play at the playground after practice since he was grounded for mouthing off to his teacher at school.
Comments:
1) I guess we're a well matched pair then, since I am the meanest Mom in the world.
2 & 3) True, though the child hurling accusations is largely responsible for both.
4) You are SO not getting off that easy.
5) Not sure where that is coming from...
6) Again I say, I'm not sure what makes him think he gets to come with me when I come to my senses and leave you to marry someone with more money.
Posted by aubrey at 7:12 pm on April 8, 2010you are right.I want you to be kick out of the house.
Posted by Noah at 7:18 pm on April 8, 2010So your happy family is basically Mom in one house, Dad in another, and a third for Noah? Noah, I can't wait to see your resume for the job your going to need to afford that. Or do you plan to win the lottery? (hey, that's been my plan for a while now)
Posted by Tracey at 10:36 am on April 9, 2010Noah... from what I've heard, you don't eat food anyways, so what's not having any to you? :)
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