Indiana "Ward of the State" Jones

Overheard this evening between Noah and Dad...

D: Stop jumping on the couch right now! Your Mom just sewed up that hole!

N: This is what Indiana Jones does!

D: Indiana Jones jumps on his mother's couch?

N: No! Indiana Jones doesn't have a mom.

D: Yes he does. Everybody has a mom.

N: Not Indiana Jones. His mom died a long time ago.

D: Well I'll bet Indiana Jones doesn't go to his Mom's old house and jump her couches.

(Insert Mom laughing so hard she snorts here...)

N: Then he jumps on the city's couches.