The other night as I was getting Tess to brush her teeth, I winked at her. She winked back at me and said, "I can only wink with this eye. My other eye doesn't wink."
"That's okay, maybe if you practice you will be able to wink with your other eye."
"I think I need to go to blinking school."
"I think it's adorable that you think there is a such thing as blinking school."